DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby John H » Fri Jan 28, 2022 9:02 pm

I just thought my clutch was slipping.

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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby John H » Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:25 pm

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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby John H » Sat Oct 15, 2022 6:57 pm

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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby Vincent » Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:37 pm

What's the most dangerous part of a motorcycle?

The nut that connects the seat to the handlebar
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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby John H » Thu Oct 27, 2022 9:39 pm

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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby John H » Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:16 pm

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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby Vincent » Sat Dec 03, 2022 11:45 pm

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby John H » Thu Jan 05, 2023 10:31 pm

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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

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Re: DUMB JOKE FRIDAYS

Postby John H » Fri Feb 03, 2023 10:02 am

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